Can I join your homework club?

O.K!!!  So this is not a frequently asked question, but it ought to be. There are two levels of membership: VHCM - You choose to come (Voluntary Homework Club Member) CHCM - You are chosen to come (Compulsory Homework Club Member) VHCM Maybe you do not have enough room at home or there are too many interruptions from brothers and sisters. Possibly you want the opportunity to use books and resources in the R.E. area. You are keen to get homework done as soon as possible and you realise that putting it off until later never achieves the best results. CHCM Just keep on failing to do your work or keep on handing in tasks that are inadequately done and you will get your free membership card with a full obligation to attend three afternoons a week. Simple, eh?

This club is for Fitzkids only, but, hey, why not get a homework club going in your own school? All you need is some mug (aka a teacher) to run it for an hour after school, and there you are. Spread the trend!