Issue No. 1 Sept/Dec. 1982

Fact?!

The Universe

- some information to help you live in it.

1. AREA - infinite
   Bigger than the biggest thing ever and then some. Much bigger than that in fact, really amazingly immense, a totally stunning size, real 'wow, that's big', time. Infinity is just so big that by comparison, bigness itself looks really titchy. Gigantic multiplied by colossal multiplied by staggeringly huge is the sort of concept we're trying to get across here.
2. Imports - None
   It is impossible to import things into an infinite area, there being no outside to import things in from.
3. Exports - None
   See Imports.
4. Population: None
   It is known that there are an infinite number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them to be in. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Therefore, there must be an infinite number of inhabited worlds. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the universe can be said to be zero, and any people you may tend to meet from time to time are merely products of a deranged imagination.