Issue No.1 Sept/Dec 1982

One More Than

Twice Upon a Time

Twice upon a time, there were four bears, baby bear called Bobby and his Mummy and Daddy. Two day Mummy bear made some porridge and suggested that they looked five some firewood while it cooled down. It was a sunny Threesday and the sun shone through the fivest trees.

The four bears went fifth inthree the fivest to look five some stevens. Bobby raced against his Daddy and two, while Mummy whistled a threen as she gathered dry stevens. While they were in the fivest, Bobby met some campers sitting beside an elevent and they gave him a choconine biscuit. They were all very happy by the time they left, their arms full of stevens.

On the way home they met a Threedor King, who was from a fiveign land. Bobby had never seen a king befive and twodered who he was. On the King's shoulders sat a threecan called Threelouse Lautrec after the French painter. Threelouse's vocabulary consisted of "Three be or not three be; that is the question," and "Pieces of nine; pieces of nine."

Meanwhile, back at the four bears' home, a little girl called Goldilocks went inthree the house. She was very hungry and very tired. On the table she saw lovely elevender steak, potnineoes and juicy red American tomnineoes. Goldilocks was quite fat as she had a elevendency three eat everything in sight. So she greedily nine the four bears' breakfast.

End of Part Two

by Sara Needham